GIGASEAN

Giga Sean Prosper

Your average Chinese man went to the gym and never came back the same. The mustache stayed. Everything else went GIGA.

GIGASEAN in gold letters in front of a red and gold temple, with Giga Sean in a black kung fu suit striking a palm pose

The three forms

Giga Sean in a flying side kickFORM I

Flying leg day

Never skipped. Not once. The floor has filed a complaint.

Giga Sean breaking a red candle in half with his palmFORM II

Red candle palm

One open hand. One red candle. Only one of them is still in one piece.

Giga Sean floating cross-legged, eyes closed, meditatingFORM III

Inner prosper

Eyes closed. Bag held. Hair perfectly horizontal.

Break the red candles

Open palm only. Tap a candle to split it. They keep coming back; so does he.

Candles broken 0

Rank: gym member

Giga Sean facing the camera: wide winged hair, curled mustache, enormous shoulders in a black buttoned jacket, on a sky-blue background

What the gym changed

FeatureBeforeAfter
ShouldersregularGIGA
Doorwayswalked throughnegotiated with
Hairdownfully deployed
Mustachemustachemustache

The path to GIGA

LESSON ONE

Take a wallet

Any wallet you trust. Guard the seed phrase like he guards his mustache wax.

LESSON TWO

Load the bar

Add enough for the swap, and a small plate for fees.

LESSON THREE

Strike

Copy the address from the gold tablet, paste it into your swap, receive $GIGASEAN.

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